We’re back with another reading from The Modern Art of Making Love by James S. Wilson, (1900). Here we learn how to flirt with the object of our affection using a handkerchief.
Drawing across the lips – Desirous of an acquaintance.
Drawing across the eyes – I am sorry.
Taking it by the center – You are too willing.
Dropping – We will be friends.
Twirling in both hands – Indifference.
Drawing it across the cheek – I love you.
Drawing it through the hands – I hate you.
Letting it rest on the right cheek – Yes.
Letting it rest on the left cheek – No.
Twirling it I the left hand – I wish to be rid of you.
Twirling it in the right hand – I love another.
Folding it – I wish to speak with you.
Drawing it across the forehead – We are watched.
Over the shoulder – Follow me.
Opposite corners in both hands – Wait for me.
Placing it on the right ear – You have changed.
Letting it remain on the eyes – You are cruel.
Winding around the forefinger – I am engaged.
Winding around the third finger – I am married.
Putting it in the pocket – No more at present.
Now I’m not sure how drawing a handkerchief across your forehead in the general direction of your love interest is subtle enough when what you’re trying to relay that you’re being watched, but… ok? Do what you got to do.
So there you are. Feel free to take out your hankie and woo your lover, break their heart or set up an assignation. While we laugh at these silly flirtations from the past, I must admit that there is a perverse part of me that would love to have a secret language with my husband by which we could communicate across the room. It seems more romantic than texting at any rate.
I hope all of you are well and happy! (Drops her handkerchief.)
